"My bones will break and my heart will give, oh, it hurts to live"

I can't take this anymore. I'm so fucking miserable here, but I don't know where else to go or what else to do with myself.

Somebody, please, just kill me

*curls up into fetal position and bawls*

"People are strange when you're a stranger, faces look ugly when you're alone"

Shamelessly stolen from Hatter.


Step 1: Put your MP3 or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post lyrics from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Bold or Italic out the song when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: To the takers; Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING. also you can guess as many songs you know. When you guess put the song and artist of who you think it is.

1. When you're walking down the street and a man tries to get your business 
    And the people that you meet wanna open you up like Christmas
   You gotta wrap your fuzzy with a big red bow, ain't no sumbitch gonna treat me like a ho
   I'm a classyhoneykissyhuggyloveydoveyghettoprincess


2. There's so many thing I like about you, I just don't know where to begin
   Okay, well, I like the way you look at me with those beautiful eyes
    I like the way you act all surprised
    I like the way you sing along
    I like the way you always get it wrong
    I like the way you clap your hands
    I like the way you love to dance
   I like the way you put your hands up in the air
   I like the way you like to touch
   I like the way you stare so much
   But most of all, yeah, most of all, I like the way you move


3. All you've got is this moment, the 21st century's yesterday
    You can care all you want, everybody does, yeah, that's okay
    So slide over here and give me a moment
    Your moves are so raw, I've got to let you know
    I've got to let you know, you're one of my kind

4. I am a bitch
   How do you want me?
   From behind?
   Or on my knees?
  
   I am a slut
   Please hold me down
   I’ll be your noise
   This shit will fuck you up

5. Don't cry to me 
    If you loved me, you would be here with me
    You want me, come find
    Make up your mind

6. Words like violence, break the silence
    Come crashing in, into my little world
    Painful to me, pierce right through me
    Can't you understand, oh my little girl

     All I ever wanted
    All I ever needed
    Is here, in my arms
   Words are very unnecessary
   They can only do harm

Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence

7. You don't know me, you know you never will
    Can't see inside me, lost out on the thrill
    Killed by ambition, sacrificed for pain
    One more time, one last time

8. I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me
    I still feel your touch in my dreams
    Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
    Without you it's hard to survive

    'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
     And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

9. Clock is ticking while I'm killing time
    Spinning all around
    Nothing else you can do to turn it back

10. Girls can wear jeans, cut their hair short, wear shirt and boots
      'Cause it's okay to be a boy
      But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading
      Because you think that being a girl is degrading
      But, secretly, you'd love to know what it's like, wouldn't you?
      What it feels for a girl?

11. Saturday is calling me
      Baby, baby can't you see?
      You're my disco
      Playing on the radio
      You are my disco

12. Hey, you're a crazy bitch
      But you fuck so good I'm on top of it
      When I dream, I'm doin' you all night

Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch

13. Dreamlands of danger
     Darkside pleasures, bad behaviour

14. You had your chance and you lost a good man
      I know, it's sad, thinkin' 'bout what you had
      If you were smart, you'd keep that ass off my block
      Next time you see me, I won't be a lady no, no

15. All I wanna do is have some fun
      And I got a feeling, I'm not the only

NOTE: *Not* by Sheryl Crow. Bonus points if you can figure out who

16. We'll do it all, everything
      On our own
      We don't need anything or anyone
      If I lay here, if I just lay here
     Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

17. She says I'm the one she really wants
      But I'll never be the one that she needs
      I'm not her to be a creep, I'm just feeling incomplete
      Take me home

18. Put a smile on your face
      Make the world a better place

18. A friend in need's a friend indeed
      A friend with weed is better
      A friend with breasts and all the rest
      A friend who's dressed in leather

19. She eyes like me like a pisces when I weak
      I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks

Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box

20. Hey, hey, hey
      Creepy crawler
      What's wrong with you now?
      You seem a little smaller

21. Once I had a love and it was divine
      Soon found out I was losing my mind
      Seemed like the real thing, but I was so blind
     Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

22. All my girls get down on the floor
      Back to back, drop it down real low
      I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho

23. Lonesome for no one, when the room was empty 
     And war as we knew it was obsolete
     Nothing could beat complete denial

24. I quit, I quit
     'Cause loving you's a job I don't need
      Ain't gonna go to work no more

25. She'll break a promise as a matter of course
      Because she thinks it's fun to have no remorse
      She gets what she wants then walks away
      And she doesn't give a fuck what you might say

Have fun ;)
     

Song of the Moment: "Chinese Burn" - Curve
     

"Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach"

Shauna's day:

7:52 am- get to work, sit down at desk notice the voicemail light on my phone blinking. I call in to my voicemail:
                 "You have 12 unheard messages"

8:00 am- finish checking my voicemail and turn on computer. Open up my inbox to see:
                          Inbox (35 new)

Since when were people actually productive on Mondays?

Song of the Moment: "Creepy Crawler" by Zombie Girl

"'Cause you're filthy, ooooooh and I'm gorgeous"

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/3-way-prank-call.html

*giggles*  Genius. Simply brilliant.

Song of the Moment: "A Moth Is Not A Butterfly"- Hawksley Workman

"Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see. The devils of truth steal the souls of the free..."

Welcome back to Music Court where crimes against music are tried and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. On today's docket:

The people vs. Crazy Town
The people vs. The Prodigy

First on the docket, Crazy Town's "Butterfly". This video is charged with enticing the jury with hot pixie chicks and guys with lots of tattoos and piercings.

Welcome to fairy land.

Observe the hot fairy chick that inhabits fairy land. Very nice.

*purr*

Oooh, boys. I'm liking this video.

"Worship my rock hard abs and flawless physique, fairy girl"

On a completely random note, I really like fairy girl's eye makeup. Gotta get me some hot pink eyeshadow.

Ooooh, fairy girl gets to make out with hottie tattooed boy.



Or he could just stick his thumb in her mouth....

See? The other fairy girls don't approve.

Oooh, fairy chick has a friend. Hot.

And just when I thought we were going to get some hot fairy on fairy action, they start fucking playing "ring around the rosie".

Ah, that's better.

Now this has potential...

And now fairy girl spreads her wings...

And gets rewarded by finally making out with hot tattooed boy. I heart happy endings.

Verdict:
         Video: I like this video. It may not be particularly innovative, but it's full of pretty, shiny people and I'm really quite okay with that.
                    I sentence Crazy Town to come back from exile and make more videos with hot fairy girls.
          Song: A very sweet song. Seriously, any guy who can think up something like this for me has a very special place in my heart.

Last on the docket, The Prodigy's "Baby's Got a Temper". This video is charged with cruelty to animals and cruelty towards the jury for the sleepless night's she'll have to endure.

So, the video starts off with these three guys climbing out of a car...

And going to a really creepy looking carnival. Lovely.

They then start walking along all badass....drinking milk...okie dokie...

"Look at me, I'm all badass throwing my milk bottle on the ground and not recycling"

"Take that, dollie!"

So, the three guys then climb into this little trailer-thingy and transform from douchebags in suits to douchebags trying to look like The Prodigy.

Observe the real members of The Prodigy. No, don't worry, I don't want to learn how to do his eye makeup.

Well then, it looks like The Prodigy can't get a real audience so they have to play for cows. Maybe a sign that you should give up, boys.

And out of nowhere, chicks with boob pasties. Wonder what purpose they serve in this video...

Well, apparently instead of being strippers, they're barnyard sluts commissioned to milk cows. Really, not all that different from stripping when you think about it...

And just who might be coming to this creepy ass carnival you wonder? Behold! The slack jawed yokels.

Ewwwww, Mommy, the scary man's drooling... Guess he must have gone to check out the hot bestiality action in the barn.

Ugh, the last time I saw creamy white stuff dripping out of a guy's mouth like that I accidentally downloaded gay porn (seriously, fuckers, it *was* an accident).

Seriously, what the fuck is in that milk?

Obviously the milk is laced with crack, 'cause our little barn-slut can't seem to stop herself from getting a fix.

"Bad barn-slut! Naughty stool!"

Back to the yokels and their milk-induced euphoria.

And now the three douchebags are back to looking normal after getting the yokels hooked on their crack-milk.

But don't forget, dollie sees all....

Verdict:
      Video: Honestly, kinda weird and pretty creepy. I don't get the whole thing with people going crazy over the milk or the half naked girls milking the cows. From what I've seen though, most Prodigy videos are kinda weird.
                I sentence The Prodigy to abstain from making any more videos featuring cows/cow products and to make a charitable donation to PETA.
       Song: The song's pretty catchy. The tinkly bad synth/piano bit at the beginning of the song is a bit annoying, but the song definitely gets better from there.

Thank you for watching. All verdicts are final. Please stay tuned for the next installment of  Music Court.

Song of the Moment: "Spin Spin Sugar" - Sneaker Pimps